I'm a fucked up and insecure 18 year old but hey, who gives a shit.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled
when you get your period at school
Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know
Make one wrong move and then the blood will show
Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Laziness is the mother of all invention is how the saying goes, I think. Either way, the end result is the same: fucking ingenious.
The resilience of the human spirit is amazing
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”